Task 1: Making hammer cookies without a hammer cookie cutter. I earned my bad-ass crafty badge on this one. Icing starts tomorrow.
Task 2: Making sure the holes in the walls aren't the only construction decor. Getting those letters straight required more math than I've used since the SAT.
Task 3: Making Oreo truffles that look like boulders for the top of the cake. This worked out nicely because I was able to have wine, Oreos, and weird-ass melty chocolate for dinner while whipping them up.
Next up is the cake, which scares the shit out of me. I have no back-up plan and no real cake credentials. I will be posting and pinteresting the results of this experiment, also known as my son's first birthday, after Saturday so please stay tuned for the train wreck. Until then, everyone be thankful you're not trying to make this cake in the next 48 hours!