Dear Kids Dr. Kits,
What's up with the scissors? I know why a doctor would use them, but my three-year-old thinks his doctor is going to give him a quick trim at his next appointment.
Him: "Mommy, do you need a check-up?"
Him in a little singsong/casual voice as if he does this everyday: "Let me check your heart." [Grabs stethoscope]. "It's good."
He returns to the kit and comes back with an otoscope. "Now let me look in year ear." [Looks.] "Yep, that's good, too."
He returns to the kit and comes back with the scissors. "Now let me cut your hair." [Starts cutting my hair.]
Me: "You know doctors don't give haircuts, right?"
Him: "Yes they do."
Guys, and I mean all y'all because every kit contains scissors, you have an otoscope in the kit and scissors were the best ninth medical device you could come up with? Call Welch Allyn and have them brainstorm for you. Or just add some band-aids. They take a lot less explanation.