This is me in my FREE ESPN hoody. At my old job, we sometimes got free stuff from media companies. I was important enough to get this hot hoody.
ESPN isn't my only sponsor. This is me in my FREE, custom Dr. Pepper tee. DP gave us a "I'm A [fill in the blank]" tshirt with our chosen phrase to support their new campaign.
Mine arrived during my first week as Household CEO. The hyperbolic fashion is the best way to rock this look. Tie it up ala 1988, pair it with an inappropriately short jean skirt, remove your shoes, and grab a broom and a baby. Now wait for your husband to get home. You will both laugh. And maybe cry.
Despite owning such awesome free gear I cannot claim to be a fashion blogger. To meet the genre's requirements, my readers would have to be so impressed by my hot style that they immediately buy a heather gray ESPN hoody and a custom Dr. Pepper tee.
Will you make my sponsors happy and buy these looks?
Yep, I'm no fashion blogger.
See the thing is, red just isn't the in colour this year. It's fuscia, or hot pink, or salmon ok I don't know what it is!
ReplyDeleteI personally love the artsy shot of the finger in your mouth but if you were a bona fide fashion blogger you would have included links as to where we could buy it!!!
Yes, I thought the finger in my mouth was a nice touch, too.
DeleteSalmon and turquoise? Isn't that in right now? No idea.
My husband is actually wearing a Dr. Pepper T-shirt as we speak.. no lie.. and he'll surely be watching ESPN later today... so I think he would at least count you as a fashion blogger! ;)
ReplyDeleteYour posts always make me smile!
Well then my job here is done.
DeleteI AM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR DR PEPPER SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhew. Breathe.
If it makes you feel better, the only free gear I have from my job is a baseball hat with the logo of a router company. Thrilling!